SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW BIG MOOSE ARE
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Everyone knew it
There can be no rebirth without a dark night of the soul, a total annihilation of all that you believed in and thought that you were.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Be nice to yourself. It’s hard to be happy when someone is being mean to you all the time.
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me